If you've ever travelled, you probably are more than familiar with these annoying travelers:
Mrs. "I Take an Hour at Security When There is Only One Line Open": No matter how many times she's flown, or how well the TSA instructional posters are worded, she still can't seem to remember to take her phone out of her pocket or her laptop out of her bag. No matter how innocent she looks, she will require the attention of every officer on duty, doubling your time in line. If you're caught behind her, we're so sorry.
Mr. "Elbow to Your Face While Trying to Remove His Wallet" Guy: He's had a long day too, and all that he wants is an overpriced snack or beverage from the flight attendant. Unfortunately for you, he has to contort his body into impossible positions just to dig his wallet out of his pocket. If you're flying next to him, kiss your personal space goodbye, and always be on guard to protect yourself from his flailing limbs.
Miss "I Just Crawled Over You to Get to the Window Seat But Need to Get to the Aisle Again Five Minutes Later": It's impossible to fall asleep or relax when she's crawling over you constantly, and you must always be prepared for falling objects as she retrieves items from the overhead bin and puts them away again. If you're flying next to her, pretend to be sleeping so that she'll at least reconsider climbing over you for the tenth time.
Are you traveling by car? You've probably ridden with these annoying travelers, too:
Mr. "I Know The Way, I Don't Need Directions": He knows this route "like the back of his hand," but you'll inevitably end up lost anyway (the stupid construction caused him to miss his exit!) He will move on to unfolding a map that will never again fold back to its original size, and insist on using it to navigate. If you're traveling with him, just pretend to be texting while you use your GPS app to "guess" whether his next turn is right or wrong.
Little Miss & Mr. "I Haven't Had a Nap Today, So I'm Going to be Cranky and Fight with my Sibling(s)": These little ones are angels 90% of the time--you swear! Unfortunately, after being strapped into the car for hours, the pacifiers, toys, and tears start flying. If you're traveling with them, just remember this magic trick: candy! (Just kidding, good luck!)
Mrs. "My Music is Superior to Yours and Since I am Driving, I Will Force You to Listen to it": Her musical palette is much more experienced and diverse than yours, and she will make sure that you know it. As the driver, she gets the official privilege of DJ, leaving you listening to show tunes, screamo, and her sighs as she reminds you that "she knew this song before it was even popular." If you're riding with her, remember to bring your phone or iPod and a great set of headphones.
We can't make the lines shorter, the staff kinder, or your destination magically closer, but we can make sure that amidst all of the chaos that comes with traveling, you not only look stylish, but also have easy access to your phone, wallet, keys, passport, iPod, boarding passes, headphones, and any other necessities that you need to bring along. Security will be a breeze when you can quickly slip your items out of your SmartPockets and into the trays. You'll leave your fellow passengers unharmed as you slide your wallet or phone from your SmartPocket with ease. You won't even have to dig through your purse to find your phone if you need a GPS, or want to listen to great music. You'll even stay warm, while everyone else on the plane is fighting over the few blankets the airline has available.
No matter what time of the year you find yourself traveling, make sure you wear your JLeer jeans. With 27 different styles for both men and women to choose from, there's a perfect style for every globetrotter! You'll be glad you did, and so will your fellow passengers. Friends don't let friends turn into annoying travelers. Click HERE to SHOP NOW!
Wishing you smooth & stylish travels this holiday season!
Xoxo, JLeer
By Amelia Beamer
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